So they switched on the CERN collider/discombobulator/photocopier yesterday and the world didn't get sucked into a black hole, which was a bit of an anti-climax. I don't really know what this doohicky is supposed to do, but that doesn't stop me from telling people that it's somehting to do with creating a black hole so as to find out what excatly happened that dude at the end of the final episode of Quantum Leap when he lept but never found a body to leap into and he was trapped in some sort of time vortex. If we had all got sucked in to the black hole, the Pharcyde would presumbaly have been sucked in with us, so here is a vid which offers a unique dramatisation of that doomsday scenario. The hip-hop quartet are nobly fighting the sucking force of the gaping black hole while the world around them meets a fiery, sciencey demise. Shout out to all the CERN Collider fans locked up out there.