Friday, September 12, 2008

Damn Shames - Fear of Assault

Fresh news from CERN and the Large Hadron Collider, the world's largest and niftiest particle accelerator. The boffins at the centre have decided to shift their forcus entirely from their original goal - finding out if Mickey Rooney is still alive and when he was born - and have instead set their sights on sucking musical shill Mark Ronson and all traces of his fetid output into a parallell universe whihc consists wholly of flaming hot pokers in the ass. This is great news for all humanity and of far better benefit than finding out how the big bang happened. The news, coupled with Adbusters telling hipsters that they are a useless piece of fecal matter clinging on grimly to the tattered converse of western civilisation - what you mean, you didn't her of this? jeez, you're just not with it - means than I've decided to play the damn shames, a trio of cheeky scamps from Edinburgh. This video is a load of old hyperactive nonsense but i bet kids today think its great. It makes me jsut wonder what's the hell is going on in their fevered little minds. Their other song, 'dancing in the aisles' is better but they don't have a video for it. Typical insolent young turks.

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