Mark E Smith: DETRITUS TV How are you doin'
Detritus TV: Not so good, tryin' to find backwards videos but cant find any only that feckin' coldplay one and i cant play that or no one will watch us again
Mark E Smith: Forget about backwards videos, they'll get you nowhere
Detritus TV: But what will i do
Mark E Smith: Come and see The Fall, were playing in Dublin tonight
Detritus TV: Brilliant!
Mark E Smith: But one condition you must play one of my videos
Detritus TV: A Fall video or one with those Mouse lads?
Mark E Smith: Play Mr Pharmacist and I want to be an honorary dreamweaver
Detritus TV: No Probs, Mr Smith you are a genius!