DetritusTV : You may have noticed a proliferation of best of lists appearing in the corner of every publication.
Typical viewer: Sure have but surely these subjective lists have no real relevance and are always written from a skewed viewpoint reflecting not just the authors likes but the dictates of a magazine also. Why do them?
DetritusTV: (Confused) well they're easy to write and take up loads of space therefore DetritusTV will definitely be doing one, or more than one, maybe a few and a best of list of the best of lists. What yah think of that!!
Typical viewer: Yawn
DetritusTV: Quit your yawning heres Mikkel Metal.